ORIGINAL SATIREGovernment Shuts Down for Three Weeks; Nation Fails to Notice
Officials scramble to reopen before Americans realize they were fine.
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ORIGINAL SATIREClimate Summit Attendees Arrive in 400 Private Jets to Discuss Your Gas Stove
Delegates agree the real threat to the planet is whatever you used to make breakfast.
ORIGINAL SATIREArea Family Takes Out Second Mortgage to Buy a Dozen Eggs
Loan officers call it "a responsible decision, given the omelet market."
ORIGINAL SATIRECongress Passes Bill Renaming Every Bill 'The Freedom Act' to Save Time
Lawmakers say the change will let them skip reading bills more efficiently than ever.
ORIGINAL SATIREFederal Agency Forms Task Force to Study Why It Has So Many Task Forces
Preliminary findings are expected in 18 months, pending the formation of a subcommittee.
ORIGINAL SATIRECable News Network Launches 24-Hour Panel Discussing Whether There Are Too Many Panel Discussions
Eleven experts in tiny boxes agree the format has gotten out of hand.